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At least it's not goatse.

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Yes, that's right. Use that phrase and you have yourself a one way ticket to a magical land of wonder and wit-dazzling. Or a confused stare. Or a dirty look.

If you don't know what goatse is, good. Do not google it. It will only bring you psychological damage and heartbreak. Or an insatiable curiosity, but I deny all responsibility for that.

I ran across this fun little quote while reading 'Questionable Content' the other day, and I asked myself; "When COULDN'T this come in handy"? It gives a wonderful sense of perspective to any situation, and properly used it could change the world for the better.

Aide- Terrorists just attacked America, Mr President!
Bush- Oh my God, mobilize the armies.
Aide- ... At least it's not goatse.
Bush- You're right, let's resort to peaceful diplomacy instead.

Well, maybe not. Whatever.

Bonus points if you can name the person that I stole the drawing style from. It's super easy, and it doesn't look half bad.

(For your own personal use of this phrase, feel free to modify it. Change the tense, change the subject, bend it to your will. Enjoy.)

Umm, I guess a 'Belated Happy Valentines DA' is in order. I suppose this is my gift to you all. How awkward, especially if you googled goatse. ._.
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Uh oh... You know I'm gonna google it now. It's gonna eat at me, 'cause I'll be talking to my friends and you know the perfect situation will come to use it. Y'know... "Sarah bashed up Matthew, now he's in hospital!"
"At least it's not goatse!"
"... What that fuck is that?"
"I... don't... know... To google!"

Then we totally forget about Matthew. Poor Matt...

So tell me, friend. Hypothetically, if I googled it, what would I find?