Meme o'clock

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"100 Truths Meme"

001. Real Name › Matt LeBrun
002. Nickname[s]› Depending on the individual, it could be M-dawg, Brunners, Buddha, or Fuckhead.
004. Male Or Female › Male.
005. Elementary › My dear Watson.
006. Middle school › What the fuck is that? Seriously. In Australialand we have Primary (Years 1-7) and then:
007. High School › The local public school of Port Lincoln, which guarantees that I shall go nowhere in life.
008. Hair Color › Blonde-brown or whatever.
009. Long Or Short › Short, I suppose.
010. Loud Or Quiet › Quiet when I speak, usually, but I'm loud as fuck when I laugh.
011. Sweats Or Jeans › Jeans, but I wear sweatpants when I run. So I can sweat.
012. Phone Or Camera › Phones have cameras nowadays. Fuck you.
013. Health Freak › Not really. I exercise daily, but mostly it's just to build up 'credit' so I can eat absolute crap if I feel like it. I try and avoid unhealthy foods when I can, though.
014. Drink Or Smoke? › I drink, on occasion, but only in social situations nowadays. I'd rather not sit around and get drunk by myself. I don't smoke unless I'm blind drunk and someone offers.
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? > MAAAAAAAAAYBE
016. Eat Or Drink? › Uh, both at the same time?
017. Piercings? › Nope.
018. Tattoos? › None... yet. A friend and I were tossing up getting one together, but it would be in a fair while.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN...?
019. An Airplane › Yep.
020. A Car Accident › Yep. A small one. Nothing serious.
021. A Fist Fight › Nope.

FIRSTS:
022. First Piercing › N/A
023. First Best Friend › Harley. I've known him since we were babbies.
025. First Award › My first award was probably something like my pen license, which means I am qualified to use a pen.
026. First Crush › Some girl whose name I don't remember.
028. First Big Vacation › I went to Queensland when I was a kid. My first overseas vacation was around eight months ago, now, when I went to Japanland.
029. Last Person You Talked To › Maya.
030. Last Person You Texted › My friend Matt, asking him what he's doing tonight. No reply. Aww.
031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With › Charlotte.
032. Last Food You Ate › A giant salad with chickpeas and tuna and stuff.
033. Last Movie You Watched › Law Abiding Citizen – I enjoyed it muchly.
034. Last Song You listened To › Natalie's Rap – The Lonely Island.
035. Last Thing You Bought › Cocoa powder and Ginger Ale.
036. Last Person You Hugged › Charlotte.

FAVES:
037. Food › Salads
038. Drinks › I'm all about Chai Latte at the moment.
039. Clothing › Jeans plus shirt.
040. Book › Man, that's a toughie. MAUS and Heart of Darkness spring to mind.
041. Music › It depends on my mood, mostly, but I'll listen to anything except "Look at me I have money" rap and country.
042. Flower › Broccoli.
043. Colors › Blues.
044. Movies › Pixar films, action films, farces, films with wit and humour and AWESOME.
045. Shoes › Mostly whatever's functional or required, but I have some converse that I like to wear on occasion.
046. Subjects › Mostly English subjects.

IN THE PAST YEAR I...
047. [x] Kissed In The Snow
048. [ ] Celebrated Halloween
049. [x] Had Your Heart Broken
050. [ ] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone
051. [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
052. [ ] Came Outta The Closet
053. [ ] Gotten Pregnant
054. [ ] Had An Abortion
055. [x] Done Something You've Regretted
056. [x] Broke A Promise
057. [x] Kept A Secret
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy
059. [x] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
060. [x] Pretended To Be Sick
061. [x] Left The Country
062. [x] Tried Something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
063. [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
064. [x] Ran A Mile
065. [x] Went To The Beach
066. [ ] Stayed Single

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating › My hat.
068. Drinking › The blood of virgins.
069. Getting Ready To › Play a flash game and then sleep.
070. Listening To › At the moment, Foo Fighters.
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today › Tonight I plan to sleep, tomorrow I plan on cleaning, running, and playing Mario Galaxy 2.
072. Waiting For › My slow as shit Australian internet to load this fucking flash game.

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids? › Yessum.
074. Want To Get Married? › IT'S A CONTRACT BLAH BLAH BLAH but yeah I do want to find someone I can happily spend the rest of my life with, whether it result in marriage or whatever.
075. Careers in mind › I would like to be a writer of novels, or if I can't cut it I could become a really bitter editor.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips Or Eyes › Eyes.
077. Shorter Or Taller? › Shorter.
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous › Spontaneous is really good, but not if they spontaneously hook up with some other guy for no reason, etc.
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms › Stomach, I suppose.
080. Sensitive Or Loud › I tend to be more attracted to obnoxious people.
081. Hookup Or Relationship › Relationship.
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant › Troublemaker with a heart of gold.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts › Nope.
084. Ran Away From Home › Nope.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defence › The only weapons I need are my left and right fists.
086. Killed Somebody › Nope.
087. Broken Someone's Heart › I hope not.
088. Been Arrested › Nope.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself › I try my best, and through the power of OPTIMISM anything is achievable.
091. Miracles › No, but sometimes awesome shit just happens to happen.
092. Love At First Sight › Not really.
093. Heaven › Nope.
094. Santa Claus › Of course.
095. Sex On The First Date › I'd rather not.
096. Kiss › Yeah, sure. Why not. It depends on the person.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now? > Yep.
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life? > Sort of. I'm getting there.
099. Do You Believe In God › A belief in heaven implies a belief in God, numbnuts, therefore I propose a new number 099:
099(v2.0). Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? > Of course.


100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag Ten People > This isn't a question what the fuck? If you want to do it go ahead. If you do do it, let me know so I can e-stalk you.

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